Their sexual organs are mathematically proportioned to provide each other with the maximum amount of pleasure. It would have been incredible. GOD: I thought it was going to happen. Max lives in Croton. Guess it never panned out. He loves red and purple Life Savers and she loves the citrus flavors, so if they ever bought a pack, it would work out perfectly.
Also, Tom plays the violin and Jenny plays the upright bass, so if they ever wanted to jam, they could just go ahead and do it. I want to thank Daniel Greenberg and Dan Menaker for taking these jokes so seriously. Their advice and encouragement drastically improved this book. You gave me more than a place to live last year, and I am forever in your debt. We need to speak to you. ME: Is there a problem, Officer? ME: Officer, I swear, I had nothing to do with it! ME: At what time?
ME: I was here. In my apartment. On a Wednesday? What were you working on? ME: I watched TV. ME: Um…yeah. ME: Does it really matter? ME: Okay…I watched Nanny Just…that one show. ME: There was a marathon. What about meals? ME: I ordered in pizza. Once at noon and then again at around five. ME: Whatever. Danielle Dear Mr. Rich, This is the IRS. Craig Dear Mr. God bless you, The President.
I am regular human. Here is the thing though: when you come, it is better if you come at nighttime. You stay in your own private room at top of staircase. You have normal, regular sleep experience. In the morning, we go outside in the sun. Home English Online.
Read Book Download Book. Time machine As soon as my time machine was finished, I traveled back to , so I could kill Hitler before he was old enough to commit any of his horrible crimes.
You killed a baby. This man just killed a baby. Amusement At some amusement parks, they mount cameras on the roller coasters and take your picture during the most intense part of the ride. I really appreciate it. Say…would you like to buy this photograph?
How did you take this? This is horrible. Why did you think we were fighting the British? Marathon In B. ME: How did it come about? ME: How did you feel when you finally reached your destination? ME: Hey, here come the runners!
Where are they going? ME: No one. ME: No. Any questions? What did we learn about sharing? Can I come over to your house later?
The party starts at eight. Home English Online. Read Book Download Book. Nothing in it is real. Terrifying childhood experiences —Got your nose! Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster. I have a horrifying brain disease. You came out of nowhere.
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